I now know why I don't like Julz as a werewolf. She's not a hot guy. Period. While she is pretty, and this show is full of gorgeous people, we really don't need anymore beautiful girls that make Mystic Falls look like it's full of even more Barbie dolls. Only hunky Ken doll vamps or wolves need apply.
Julz really needs to work on her fake tears. Fur real. (Oh, yes, I just did it. Pun intended!) Can vamps and/or wolves actually cry once they've been turned? I thought they couldn't. Maybe I'm getting my fandoms mixed up.
Side Track: I have a proposal for Julie Plec, Kevin Williamson, and the CW head honchos. Since you insist on having super long hiatuses and a TON of commercials during each episode, please give the fans something to lessen the necessary pain of such evils. There needs to be at least one shirtless guy in every segment between commercials. That will give us something to smile about during those endless commercials. Might help even them go by faster since we'll be drooling/daydreaming. What? You think no one else would go for that idea? Hold on, I hear my phone ringing. Do you hear that? It's the sound of millions of women screaming, "LOSE THE SHIRTS! LOSE THE SHIRTS! DON'T YOU KNOW THESE DROOL WORTHY MOMENTS ARE WHAT GETS US THROUGH OUR FRIDAYS? You'd better do what we say. I happen to know a few vamps myself. We'll just leave it at that.
Oh, Rose. :(
Oh, no. The bite is infected and it's spreading.
Oh, Damon, look at you trying to reassure her. You are a good guy inside. Makes me like you even more. Yes, Damon, go get help from Bonnie! Or not. Sigh.
Shhh, don't say it so loud. Vamps have superhearing. She can hear you! Ugh, so all of that niceness to Rose was all just an act?!
Werewolves look HAWT in football jerseys.
Oh, no. Now, Tyler knows the bite kills. He'll never want to be with Caroline now. Or later on, he'll use that knowledge to try to kill one of our Salvatore boys. Sigh. I can see the drama and angst coming.
Hi Matt. Long time no see. Take your lips off of Caroline! I am now a Caroline/Tyler aka Tyline shipper now. It also doesn't help that the writers don't have Matt taking his shirt off nearly enough. (Did I just say/type that aloud? Ha ha).
Why is Rose laying on her back? You'd think that would hurt with where the bite is spreading? Okay, she's on her side.
No, Elena, that is not *just* a bed. It's DAMON's bed. And Damon is definitely NOT a silk sheets kind of vamp. Unlike certain vampire emo drips from another series. That's a whole other issue.
Ooh, Rose is hallucinating. Oh, no, she can't even swallow blood. Not good. Not good! Eek I knew she was going to attack Elena (Is it terrible that a tiny part of me was rejoicing at the fact that Elena was attacked? I can't help it, sometimes Elena is annoying)!
Oh, my heart is breaking for Rose. I hate what the after effects of the werewolf bite is doing to her. So sad!
I sooo wrote down that cell number to call during the next commercial break! 919-399-2507.
Damon does care! I *knew* it. Please be a cure, please be a cure.
Julz: Bite me.
Sunny's head: No, Damon, bite me!
Poor Rose. Are they going to drag her death out for the rest of the episode? How awful.
Commercial. Almost hung up on the message when I heard Katherine's voice. But, I didn't, and good thing, because Damon wrapped up the message. Go ahead and call. You know you want too. Just hang on through Katherine's hard-to-understand babbling and you'll get to the good part!
Oooh, look at that niiice bookcase. I'd love to see what books the Salvatores read. Or rather, the books the set designers put on the bookshelves. Wonder if they are even real books.
Elena, do you really think just locking the door will keep out a hallucinating vamp? Adding the chest may keep her out for another three seconds tops.
I have a feeling Damon is going to have to kill Rose. To save Elena. Wonder if Rose's death will haunt Damon, if only a little. I think he really does care about her, even if he tries to hide it from others to protect is bad boy image. We all know he's really just a big softie inside.
I don't want to say it, but Elena, don't listen to Rose. She's not the cute, a la Alice Cullen pixie haircut wearing, British accent talking, Rose that we know and love. At the beginning of this episode, a mere thirty minutes ago, I didn't think I'd say this, but I hope Damon puts her out of her misery soon.
Sorry, Matt, but I'm on the Caroline/Tyler aka Tyline bandwagon now. You don't take your shirt off nearly enough.
Uh-oh, surely Rose didn't get out. Oh, good. Here comes Damon. Do what you have to, Damon. *sad face*
Why is there a high school football game in January? Guess they are back in time on the show. No Mr. Janitor, don't go over to the girl vomiting blood behind the dumpster. DON'T DO IT. DON'T DO IT. DON'T DO--I told you not too. *shakes head*
Guess a Rose vs. Damon showdown is coming. Or perhaps Alaric will have to kill her.
Sigh. Another commercial break. CW, please refer back to my suggestion near the beginning of this recap. Seriously.
Upon seeing the sheriff, I had a total flashback in my head to that heart-wrenching scene between Caroline and her Mom.
Who are these gorgeous random people? We don't know? They must die shortly by Rose's hands--or should I say--fangs.
Here it comes. Damon vs. Rose. Oh, she's going to ask him to kill her. Oh, Rose. :( :(
Hmm, I wonder what that fake blood tastes like. Ketchup? Cranberry juice? A mix of ketchup and cranberry juice? (GAG)
Yes, I know. I have the attention span of a goldfish.
Oh, no, here it comes. And Damon doesn't want Elena there to see it. He's going to have to mercy kill her. :(
Commerical. Commercial. Times like this makes me wish I had a DVR so I could fast forward through commercials. Or be watching online and only have to sit through *ahem* 2 minutes of commercials rather than five. *cough cough*
Ahh, my fav werewolf. :D
Tyler: Why would you risk it?
Caroline: *What she really wanted to say* Because deep down I secretly love you!
Sunny: Me too!
Tyler kisses her.
Caroline: You can't do that!
Sunny: Hold the phone! Why the heck not! Forget about Matt. Matt, Schmatt.
Damon's tenderness with Rose is so beautiful. Ooh, the horses. The beautiful countryside. At least they are letting Rose go kind of peacefully. I hope.
Damon is so sweet. I heart him. He does care about her. He can't just kill her.
Rose's dress is pretty. I love that color blue. Kind of royal blue/periwinkleish. Gorgeous.
Rose is also very pretty with the long hair.
Was that Damon looking all teary-eyed. *Sniff. Sniff*
Damon: I think you'll see whoever you want to see.
Rose: I'm not afraid anymore.
Oh, man.
Oh, Damon. I'm so sorry you have to do that.
He's crying. :( Sad to see our big, tough, bad boy vamp cry. Just reinforces my belief that our vamps do have souls (well some of them anyway. Although Edward Cullen would disagree, given all his emo drippyness with the whole "No, Bella don't love me, you can't save me, I'm dead and you'll lose your soul too yada yada nonsense." Sorry, mixing my fandoms again).
Commercials. Commercials. Commercials.
Oh, Damon, this is why you need to get over Elena. And Katherine. They do not deserve you. Have you ever thought about Bonnie instead? Or......me? ;)
Ah, that's how they explain away to the Sheriff.
Sigh. Female wolf Julz again. Feel free to leave town.
No, Julz! Stop telling him those things (even if they are true). You are going to ruin my Tyline!
Although, I can only say YES! More wolves on the way. They better be male--- and smokin' hawt.
Aww, Damon does feel guilty. It's okay to show it the humanity we know you really still do have sometimes, Damon. Not to Elena, of course. I'll hug you!
Why hello Uncle John. I suppose we'll see you, handless now is it?
Oh, Damon, what are you doing. Wait, vampires can get drunk off of alcohol?
Jessica kind of looks like that chick from The O.C. What was her name? Marissa I think it was. Wonder what ever happened to her.
No, Damon, you don't have to! You are still human, albeit deep, deep inside.
Don't do it! Don't do it! YES, good boy, Damon--NOOO. I really though he'd be able to resist.
Preview: OMG Tyler what are you doing? Caroline is basically your ONLY friend. I hope they don't ruin Tyline!
And that's it, folks. At least since I watched this on Friday that's one less day I have to wait until the next episode!
Catch ya on the flipside.
~Sunny
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